right here we go :0
just went for some walkies and got topped by some dude who got out his ass and started dancing i got scared and whapped out my flying ferrit and twatted him in the balls then went for a quiet drink in the graveyard and police came over and was like ah yea dont worry about that he’ll just burrow into your assand eat your brain then i dealed some shit behind mackies and got a capuchino machine in my ass. Then some guy came over and paid me for a cuppa he then asked so how u get that up there. i said oh i popped into Tesco express^^ tesco explosion and a horrific road accident ^^. Then i got in my car and chased down the cripple and ramed him good got into my chopper and chased down moobs he gave a good chase and started rolling down the hill he crashed and died i landed and fucked the lampost for a while til i got bored and sat on my horny cactus before ramming the sea up jesus and his ass sandals ^^
Fucking great week !!!
